Mr. Potato Head

Today Mr. Potato Head visited me. He wanted to know if I was interested in buying french fries. I told him that it's not safe for a potato to be walking around in the city, but he didn't care. I invited him inside offered him a can of pop, and we talked about cooked potatos. He started talking about farmers chasing him thinking that he was a run away potato. I told him that I will keep him safe in my house. That same day I forgot to feed the dog, so I had to lock up Mr. Potato Head in my dungeon. I gave him plenty of food. I got the food from cooking Mrs. Potato head. Once Mr. Potato Head got fat enough I cooked him, and had a banquet.